Sunday, December 7, 2008

Warning; Adult content.

I'm having a hard time figuring out if this is an actual book or an elaborate internet joke. It would certainly be an interesting Christmas gift for the one person every family has who has everything and is impossible to shop for.

The book blurb tells us that: "Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!."

I'm so glad the author, Paul Photenhauer, decided to issue a warning: "Please do not add semen to your guest's food without informing them beforehand."

Click on the link here to see a link to purchase and a selection of "recipes."

By the way, don't be expecting a review of this one from me.


Café Chick said...

I love it! However, I might be slightly cautious if I went to someone's place for dinner and saw this book on their coffee table ...

Random Thoughts said...

Uh.... Gross! Yet sort of funny, I think.