Gilmore Girls' Rory is fans' number one pick to play naive, virginal (well to start with) Anastasia in the film adaptation of EL James' "mummy-porn" Fifty Shades of Grey novels.
Actress Alexis Bledel who played bibliophile Rory for seven years topped the survey results from UK online sex toy company www.lovehoney.co.uk with Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder the top choice to play Christian Grey.
Oh internet, say it ain't so!
(In case you're wondering, no I haven't read the Fifty Shades series myself. I tried. I got 20 pages into book one and could actually feel my brain cells committing suicide - always a sign it's time to stop).